lily. 19. chinese. fatass. rutgers. if it already hasn't occurred to you that I'm a moron then you need to seek professional help
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Personally,
I don’t care if you drink, smoke, claim straight edge, have lots of sex, have no sex, believe in god, believe in aliens, believe in nothing, eat meat, eat no meat, are vegan, or even like anything I like. Just be cool with me, and I’ll be cool with you.
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being a girl is really fucking expensive
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how to have a flat stomach
- remove all of your organs
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do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards
how do you hashtag ??????
hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt
wait
what… what do American keyboards look like then?
oh
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